CHICKEN JOKES

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done !

What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down !

Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat eggs !

Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !

What do chickens grow on ?
Eggplants !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !